I hear they are going to build a bowling alley where the Hallmark store is on York Road. Am I wrong about this? And they built that Chipotle at the town square. Plus they made the new library that sells coffee--- it sells coffee! Finally, they built a new state-of-the-art high school. Yes, York looks like a freakin' palace compared to when I went there.
The point that I am trying to make is: Why did they not do all of this when I was a teeny? Why did they not do this when I was growing up in this town? I am outraged! It's like they knew I was leaving so they decided to spruce up the place. Eh?
P.S. I'm bored.